GT5 Iron Van 4: Do you want rice with that?!?!

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  1. Anon666

    Anon666 Destitute Gentleman Driver Team Raceonoz Super ROOZ

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    The adventures of playboy billionaire Tiny Stick, AKA Iron Van, only get more crazy and dangerous. The year is 2013, and the small, confusingly named, Autumn Ring race-track is being threatened by giant-hairy-monster-alien testicles! Tiny Stick tries to use his business acumen to massage a satisfactory conclusion to the situation, but there was only ever going to be one way to fix this problem. Iron Van!

    Get your Iron Van to Autumn Ring...before it's too late!!!

    Cars to be used are dependent on the division you were in for the season 12 league. If you weren't in season 12 you will get the Div 3 car by default.
    Div 1. Daihatsu MOVE SR-XX 2WD '97
    Div 2. Daihatsu Cuore TR-XX Avanzato R (J) '97
    Div 3. Mitsubishi MINICA DANGAN ZZ '89

    Regs:
    Comfort Hards. No tuning. Penalties off. ABS is the only assist allowed.
    Laps 27, tyre/fuel wear very fast.

    Points:
    First to 9th - 15,12,10,8,6,4,3,2,1.
    Fastest lap 1 pt. Pole 1 pt.
    Delta time: 1:50.000 Div 1. 1:50.300 Div 2. 1.50.800 Div 3. (0.5 pt for every lap under your delta time). If tragedy strikes and you find yourself back in the boonies, points can still be gained by hot-lapping.

    Track:
    Ahh deerrr.

    When:
    Tuesday, Nov 5th. 8.30ish.

    I want in but don't have the car (insert pic of sad face/violin here):
    I will happily dupe out cars to all entrants. There is more than enough time. Just put your name down below and whether you need a car or not and I will start sending them out.

    Enter now, the world needs you. Tiny Stick needs you. Don't let the testicles win!

    Superheroes saving Autumn Ring:
    Emmo (car)
    Musta (car)
    S_Close (car)
    Ads (car)
    Leeboy (car)
    Dek (car)
    Anon (car)
    TB (car)
    BJ (car)
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  2. emmo46

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    Tuesday, Nov 5th.! I'm Pumped!
    I'm in. Looking forward to sorting out those giant-hairy-monster-alien testicles. I will have my own Cuore TR-XX by then as one is coming up in my UCD soon.
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    emmo46 Steward Team Raceonoz Gold Member Super ROOZ

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    an 8:30 or even later start suits me on Tuesdays.
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    emmo46 Steward Team Raceonoz Gold Member Super ROOZ

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    Very sneaky;)
  6. Anon666

    Anon666 Destitute Gentleman Driver Team Raceonoz Super ROOZ

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    It was the alien's Emmo...

    I say 8.30(ish) as my wife injures herself at netball on a Tues and it depends on the kids as to when I can get on. Most likely it'll be closer to 9pm AEST, 8pm here in QLD.

    I'll try and get on next week and sort out laps etc.
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    Do you need a car Musta?
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    I'm in mate, will go for a lot of car chafing during the race to upset those alien testicles :D

    PS: will need a car mate
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  10. Ad2mny

    Ad2mny Absentee Moderator / PS5 ACC Team Raceonoz Gold Member Super ROOZ

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    Interested but Tuesdays are hit and miss for me. Pencil me in and I'll try my best to make it.

    If I race it will make Rooz news
  11. DekGT5mad

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    ROTFLMFAOTIPM!!:D Now that i've recovered from hysteridroptofloorlaughitis,and the associated carpet burn,i'll go for this,i love low pp racing,and we can't have hairy alien balls there,alien ones,yes,but they can't be hairy NO WAY!!:p I'm good for the car,:)i've also got the Mira,which is the same car,just was a different name in Japan.:confused:;) It's still the TR-XX Avanzato R '97,might help for anyone with that one,but not the Cuore. Wish we were using the SR-XX 4WD version though!:cool:
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    Ill volunter for a slower car that looks like an alien lmao, it can ad some truth to the story line.
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    :D:D:D GOLD MATE,GOLD :D:D:D
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    This sounds like fun...count me in. If you can hook me up with a car that'd be awesome :)
    It will bring new meaning to 'balls to the wall' racing if anything...
  15. Anon666

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    Musta, car sent.
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    Cheers mate.
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    Can I please get one Anon?:rolleyes:
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    Yours will come tomorrow Closey.
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    If the Mira is the same car I already have one of those.
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    the thing with different named cars on GT5 is they are never equal, 9/10 cases one is significantly faster