"In BREAKING NEWS, an Australian Residence has been placed under urgent Quarantine, authorities have warned civilians to stay clear of the house with the possibility of Gastro, Flu and the deadly sub-virus, Man-flu all being contracted. A memorial has been set up to pray for swift recovery of all involved"
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"We have recieved an update on the Quarantine house, authorities have confirmed a 100% chance of conjunctivitis for anyone with 250m of the property. Once again, if you'd like to visit the memorial it is located approximately 100m from the house....."
Last edited: Feb 12, 2018