Birthday present

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  1. xlxy90

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    Alright, I've done a real number on myself.

    Its the Mrs birthday today and I haven't got her a present.

    I've got until dinner at 6.30 to find and buy something.

    Help.
    xlxy90, Oct 5, 2018
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  2. Spidey_11

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    A bowtie and a rose.
    Wear the bowtie and lye on the bed with the single rose covering your manhood.
    Spidey_11, Oct 5, 2018
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  3. PaulCox

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    if u cant get to the shops, Bottle of wine and cook a nice dinner...not really ur fault ur minds on bathurst hehehe
    PaulCox, Oct 5, 2018
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    i was gona say the bow tie but ina different place lol...but got my mind out of the gutter
    PaulCox, Oct 5, 2018
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    Say no u and make her buy you a present
    CaptainRisky21, Oct 5, 2018
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    Helpful, thank. haha

    @PaulCox she's been wording me up on a restaurant she has wanted to go for for a month or two so I've booked there and not told her.
    xlxy90, Oct 5, 2018
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    starting thinking about next year soon so you don't get in the same predicament
    incey, Oct 5, 2018
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    said that last year as I was purchasing a last minute gift.
    xlxy90, Oct 5, 2018
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    Myer gift voucher. well done me.
    xlxy90, Oct 5, 2018
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    get some coconut oil and offer her a full body massage with no obligation to reciprocate.
    get the heater on and make her fall asleep that way if she wants.
    wake her up in the morning with breakfast in bed too and pamper her saturday
    then piss off sunday BATHURST F**** YEAH!!!!
    Hatfield, Oct 5, 2018
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    This is definite wife points!!
    Works too :)
    Matthyus, Oct 5, 2018
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    take it from me, whatever you get, don't get household appliances. even if they have chrome bits.
    incey, Oct 5, 2018
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    unless you say when opened: "now I can make you (item) all the time!)
    Hatfield, Oct 5, 2018
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    empty promises lol
    PaulCox, Oct 5, 2018
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